{"id":25,"date":"2014-10-27T03:24:49","date_gmt":"2014-10-27T03:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drivingwithoutpants.com\/?p=25"},"modified":"2014-10-27T03:24:49","modified_gmt":"2014-10-27T03:24:49","slug":"the-bacon-equation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/drivingwithoutpants.com\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"The Bacon Equation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #281715;\">So in coming across a new bacon product I discovered the bacon equation for microwave bacon. This will help you determine your cooking time using the\u00a0<\/span><a style=\"color: #2145b5;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wowbacon.com\/\">WowBacon<\/a><span style=\"color: #281715;\">.<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">T = time in seconds<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">P = microwave power in watts<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">N = number of bacon strips<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">C = Crispy factor (0-6)<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">Th = Bacon Thickness factor; thin = 30; thick = 45<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">T = (N x (Th + C)) x (1000 \/ P)<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">Lets try some sample problems.<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">Jane wants to cook 5 strips of thick bacon to medium crispness. She has a 1000 watt microwave and a Wowbacon. How long should she cook her bacon for in minutes?<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">T = (5 x (45 + 3)) x (1000 \/ 1000)<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">T = (5 x 48) x 1<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">T = 240 x 1<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">T = 240<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">Answer: She should cook her bacon for 4 minutes.<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">Now you try one:<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">Paul loves bacon. He wants 3 strips of thin cut bacon just barely crispy. He owns a powerful 1300 watt microwave. How long should he cook his bacon?<\/span><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><br style=\"color: #281715;\" \/><span style=\"color: #281715;\">NOTE: The WowBacon microwave bacon cooker also catches all the grease in a cup which you can put a popsicle stick in and put in the freezer to make delicious bacon pops.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So in coming across a new bacon product I discovered the bacon equation for microwave bacon. This will help you determine your cooking time using the\u00a0WowBacon.T = time in secondsP = microwave power in wattsN = number of bacon stripsC = Crispy factor (0-6)Th = Bacon Thickness factor; thin = 30; thick = 45T = &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"http:\/\/drivingwithoutpants.com\/?p=25\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","item-wrap"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/drivingwithoutpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/drivingwithoutpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/drivingwithoutpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/drivingwithoutpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/drivingwithoutpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/drivingwithoutpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26,"href":"http:\/\/drivingwithoutpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions\/26"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/drivingwithoutpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/drivingwithoutpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/drivingwithoutpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}