Welcome and thank you for stopping by Driving Without Pants, my blog of strange ideas, jokes, and other nonsense. In the coming days, months, and years you will be treated to the little guys running around in my head.
That makes me think – If there are little guys running around in my head where do they go to the bathroom? Well after much contemplation and research I have determined that their waste is released in the form of earwax. That is why it is so important to keep your ears clean, and also why you shouldn’t eat earwax no matter how delicious you think it may be.
Stay tuned for more.