Most of us are familiar with the US Government food pyramid. It guides us in what types and amounts of foods we should eat to stay healthy. With our ever changing world there has been a need to expand on this food pyramid. I have watched a lot of horror movies and from them I have learned that most of us will inevitably turn into zombies at some point in our lives. With that in mind the U.Z.D.A released the zombie food pyramid. While that works for most zombies they are neglecting an important portion of the zombie population; namely vegan zombies.
In order to help vegan zombies know what to eat I have developed the Vegan Zombie Food Pyramid. It contains foods such as heads of lettuce, cabbage, broccoli, and cauliflower. It encourages vegan zombies to make sure they are getting enough artichoke hearts, hearts of romaine, and hearts of palm. It reminds them of the oft forgotten ear of corn, potato eyes, elbow macaroni, and celery ribs. It finally encourages them to eat grape nuts sparingly.
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